American Idol Simon To The Rescue!

American Idol wasn’t as dramatic as Ryan suggested, but it was okay.

Simon had to rescue one American Idol wannabe when she quit her job knowing she would be the next American Idol. Problem: she couldn’t sing.

Jessica and the rest of the delusional wannabes weren’t happy with American Idol. Why they all blame the show for their lack of talent is beyond me.

Jackie sang through her nose, yet they still gave her a golden ticket to Hollywood. Must be the window scare screwed with the American Idol judgment.

Remember Alexis Cohen from last year? This American Idol wannabe must be a glutton for punishment. Enjoy the Alexis Cohen parody below.

American Idol Sees Pearly Whites In Salt Lake!

American Idol loves Salt Lake, and Salt Lake loves American Idol Judge Simon Cowell!

American Idol visits Utah, the home of David Archuleta, the Osmond’s, and a creepy Goth girl.

First is David Osmond, son of Alan. Both suffer from MS and that gorgeous pearly white smile. David snatches a golden ticket, but can he handle Hollywood?

American Idol saw a Goth Idol wannabe who claims she has ESP, but “couldn’t see” she can’t sing.

Taylor, the 16 year old from Samoa is going to Hollywood. I thought she had a beautiful voice and could win the American Idol crown.

Rose Flack, 17 has a sad story. Her dad died when she was 13 and her mom died in a car accident when she was 15. Now she lives with friends until she heads for Hollywood.

American Idol is on tonight with the last auditions before Hollywood week.

Ryan said tonight’s American Idol will be the most dramatic yet. I hope so!

It’s American Idol Gone Wild!

American Idol is getting racy! Ok, an overstatement, but last night was fun.

American Idol was in Jacksonville, Florida and Simon was miffed that Randy was the star.

The blunt American Idol judge wasn’t impressed with Florida’s auditions, either, but 16 made it.

Joshua said he’s mistaken for Justin Guarini’s twin, and didn’t do half bad. He’s going to Hollywood.

American Idol wannabe Anne Marie had to leave and come back as herself. With some makeup and different shoes, she made it through.

Paula felt left out so she sat on Simon’s lap. Ryan came in and sat on Kara’s lap and Randy’s biggest fan was on his lap.

Paula “kissed” Kara, but Kara said she’s waiting for Simon’s kiss. Good Lord its American Idol gone wild!

Randy Jackson has a secret past; not really. He played with Journey back in the day; complete with afro and earring. Check out his solo below starting around 3:50.

Watch American Idol tonight and meet another Osmond.

American Idol | Screams, Delusions, and Threats, Oh My!

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WikipediaAmerican Idol is back; from a boring Tuesday to a shocking Wednesday!

Last night we saw screamers, dreamers and threats in the mix. At least that is how the American Idol judges saw it.

Mark Mudd, the bad luck boy, told the judges to be careful. Simon and Paula freaked, thinking it was a threat. Must be that California air; makes them paranoid.

Aaron Williamson, the “woo” screamer wanted to be the next top model, which was confusing to why an American Idol audition. I think both careers are out.

Rebecca sang and the new American Idol judge, Kara, told everyone “she gets it” because Rebecca was the funny one in school. If Kara was trying to be funny, it didn’t work.

Ross, the super nerd who thinks he can do anything, graciously accepted a drink of water from Paula’s cup, but the American Idol judge was horrified when he used her straw.

Obviously, these 4 no-talents won’t see Hollywood via American Idol, but a few got the golden ticket.

Matt, the American Idol wannabe from my home state of Michigan will be going. He had better find confidence or he won’t be going far.

Leneshe Young, the poverty girl will be going with him. She is gorgeous and talented. This girl will go far.

American Idol season 8 is underway. Hopefully there will be more shock than boring.

I’m unconvinced the new American Idol judge is adding anything to the show, do you?

American Idol | Summed Up In 1 Word!

American Idol can be summed up in one word; boring!

Last night American Idol was in California looking for talent and sadly, they didn’t find much.

Adam Lambert wasn’t too bad and he looked like David Cook which is a plus.

I was looking forward to something or someone I could laugh at, but I got nothing!

American Idol had better make some format changes or they’re going to lose whatever audience they have left.

So I’ll leave you with Tatiana del Toro, American Idol wannabe number 5 gazillion, courtesy of mjsbigblog.

Tatiana del Toro made it to Hollywood; somehow. She was the giggler in the mermaid dress. As Simon said, “She didn’t get through on her vocals.”

American Idol | Castro Is Back!

American Idol is in Kansas City and Paula Abdul got a big hug from a familiar person when she arrived.

Jason Castro was waiting with arms wide open.

We heard Jason Castro’s brother Michael was auditioning for American Idol this season, but wow!

Talk about two peas in a pod! Jason and Michael Castro not only look alike, but their mannerisms are almost identical!

Castro told the American Idol judges that he just started singing 20 days before the audition.

American Idol judge Simon Cowell said Michael was “good-ish” and he liked the Castro family. That’s not how I remember it, Simon.

I’m still undecided about the new American Idol format and the new judge.

Can American Idol improve their ratings or will Michael Castro save the day?

American Idol Premieres Bikini Girl, Cat Fight and Simon’s Twin!

American Idol premiered last night with a slew of new.

I liked the way American Idol played the good, original song by the original artist before the American Idol wannabe slaughtered it during their audition.

Sometimes you can’t tell what song it’s supposed to be and last night was no exception.

We saw American Idol loser Randy, the rockin’ crybaby who wanted to get through on a sad story. Problem: his story wasn’t very sad.

Michael Gurr was totally incoherent, sounding more like those little Gremlins than an actual singer.

Katrina, the bikini girl came in and gave new American Idol judge Kara DioGuardi a lip full.

Katrina is the this years’ American Idol “mean girl.” You either love her spunk or hate her arrogance.

Bikini girl didn’t faze Kara DioGuardi. The new American Idol judge is Simon Cowell’s twin! She’ll call you sweetie then slam the door on your dreams without flinching.

American Idol season 8 started a little slow, but I have hopes it will get more interesting as time goes on.