American Idol wasn’t as dramatic as Ryan suggested, but it was okay. Simon had to rescue one American Idol wannabe when she quit her job knowing she would be the next American Idol. Problem: she couldn’t sing. Jessica and the rest of the delusional wannabes weren’t happy with American Idol. Why they all blame the show for their lack of talent is beyond me. Jackie sang through her nose, yet they still gave her a golden ticket to Hollywood. Must be the window scare screwed with the American Idol judgment. Remember Alexis Cohen from last year? This American Idol wannabe must be a glutton for punishment. Enjoy the Alexis Cohen parody below.