American Idol begins with psycho Neil who argues with Simon; how high did he say his IQ is? Avril Lavigne is the guest American Idol judge and what the heck is she wearing, a cape, a coat, with ears? Or are they horns? OMG, Avril forgets what she is judging; Paula, is that you? She said no to Pastor Jim because he has kids? Um, it’s a singing competition Avril. I see now that they are horns. It all makes sense now. Katy Perry steps in as the new American Idol guest judge. She’s GOT to be better than Avril, right? Austin (Mick Jaggers spawn?) freaked Simon out so he goes back home. Katy Perry asked Kara if these American Idol wannabes are frisked before they are allowed in. hahhaha Finally a tear jerker! Andrew Garcia’s parents were in a gang so they moved to save their sons. Good move, Andrew’s going to Hollywood! Jason is touching himself. Ew. He’s hitting on Simon! Nope, now he wants Ryan. We end this edition of American Idol with Kara and Katy fighting and Idol wannabe Chris scoring big with Randy Jackson! He’s going to Hollywood! Wow, another American Idol down. So far I’m not super impressed with anyone. Are you?