American Idol Adam Lambert Burned Johnny Cash! (Video)

American Idol fans either loved or hated Adam Lambert’s Ring of Fire performance. I hated it.

Michael Sarver started the show clumsily according to Simon Cowell.
Allison and Kris sang next and although the judges liked their performances, I thought they were forgettable.
Lil Rounds didn’t impress the American Idol judges. Simon couldn’t even get her name right. So, Little Rounds was a big flop.
Adam Lambert slaughtered Johnny Cash’s Ring of Fire and Johnny probably rolled in his grave. Simon said people were throwing their TV’s out the window; yup.
Scott MacIntyre was good, but Paula said he was using his piano as a crutch. Simon called Paula stupid and everything was right with the world.
Alexis sang Jolene. I just love this girl. The judges thought it was okay. Kara said she lost her edge, but no one cares what American Idol judge wannabe Kara thinks.
Danny Gokey sang Jesus Take the Wheel and again everyone liked it but Kara. Simon didn’t like his clothes. Clothes don’t make the person Simon as you know.
Anoop sang You Were Always on My Mind and everyone loved him including Randy Travis. Simon said he went from zero to hero.
Megan’s excuse for her performance is the flu. WTF does having the flu have to do with her embarrassing Marilyn Monroe impersonation?
Matt Giraud finished the show with So Small. All the American Idol judges loved it. Simon and Randy said it was the best performance of the night. I agree.